Description
Chores? Suddenly I have plans.
For anyone whose motivation mysteriously disappears the moment the laundry basket appears, this funny chore humor shirt turns everyday procrastination into wearable comedy.
The “Diagnosed With Chore Allergies” graphic tee is for anyone mysteriously unable to function whenever the laundry basket fills up or dirty dishes appear. Featuring playful prohibition-style icons for laundry, cleaning, and washing dishes, this funny chore shirt and housework humor tee is perfect for procrastinators, teens, college students, messy roommates, reluctant cleaners, spouses with a great sense of humor, and anyone who would rather do almost anything than household chores. A fun housework joke shirt, funny cleaning gift, procrastination tee, or humorous gift for someone with a lifelong commitment to avoiding chores.
Design & Variation Details
• Pattern: This product features bold, clean sans-serif typography stacked above three detailed line-art icons (laundry basket, vacuum cleaner, and dirty dishes) enclosed in bright red universal prohibition/ban symbols printed across the front chest.
• Colors & Sizes: Available in a wide selection of colors and unisex sizing ranges. Please refer to the attached size table for exact measurements.
Product Features
• Garment Type: Premium Comfort Colors 1717 Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
• Material: Made from 100% ring-spun, thick, medium-weight cotton. Soft-washed and garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look and feel.
• Fit: Relaxed, loose fit with a classic crew neckline and double-needle stitching throughout for top-tier durability.
• Quality: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified graphic print designed for long-lasting, everyday wear.
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the graphic print. Do not bleach or dry-clean.
Size Table
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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