“Recovering From Salad” Funny Foodie & Healthy Eating Unisex Graphic Tee | Comfort Colors 1717

Description

I ate the salad. Please respect my privacy while I recover.

The “Recovering From Salad” graphic tee is for foodies who gave healthy eating their best effort and would now like recognition for their bravery. With its minimalist line-art design and deadpan food humor, this funny foodie shirt and healthy eating humor tee is perfect for salad skeptics, food lovers, reluctant healthy eaters, and anyone who considers ordering the greens a personal achievement.

This clever food humor tee is printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee and is available in a selection of soft pastel colors. It makes a fun foodie gift, a hilarious birthday surprise for your favorite snack lover, a funny food shirt, healthy eating joke tee, or everyday casual shirt for anyone recovering from their latest encounter with vegetables. This original Still Adulting design features a minimalist illustration of a mouth being held shut with both hands — a hilarious expression every picky eater understands. Whether you avoid greens, love food jokes, or simply appreciate clever minimalist humor, this shirt is made to get smiles and start conversations.

 

Design & Variation Details

• Pattern: This product features a clean, minimalist line art puckered lips illustration depicting two hands rolling a joint-style graphic above bold, distressed typewriter typography printed on the front chest.

• Colors & Sizes: Available in a wide selection of pastel colors and unisex sizing ranges. Please refer to the attached size table for exact measurements.

 

Product Features

• Garment Type: Premium Comfort Colors 1717 Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

• Material: Made from 100% ring-spun, thick, medium-weight cotton. Soft-washed and garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look and feel.

• Fit: Relaxed, loose fit with a classic crew neckline and double-needle stitching throughout for top-tier durability.

• Quality: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified graphic print designed for long-lasting, everyday wear.

 

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the graphic print. Do not bleach or dry-clean.

 

Size Table

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50