Description
Sleep for success. Time for money. Money for time. Calories for happiness. Adult life really is one questionable trade after another.
The “Currently Trading All of the Above” work life balance graphic tee is for anyone navigating the endless life choices that come with adult life — trying to build a career, make money, find free time, get enough sleep, enjoy good food, and somehow maintain a healthy work-life balance along the way. Designed as a relatable checklist of everyday trade-offs with ALL OF THE ABOVE checked, this shirt captures the reality of work life, modern adulthood, and the constant choices between productivity and actually enjoying your life. Printed on a Gildan 5000 unisex graphic tee, it makes a fun work humor gift, relatable shirt, adulting gift, or everyday tee for anyone who knows that balancing time, money, success, sleep, and happiness is basically a full-time job.
Design & Variation Details
• Pattern: This product features a clean, white minimalist graphic checklist layout. The header reads “CURRENTLY TRADING:” in uppercase block letters, followed immediately below by five selectable options paired with square checkboxes: “Sleep for Success”, “Time for Money”, “Money for Time”, “Calories for Happiness”, and a checked box labeled “ALL OF THE ABOVE” printed across the front chest.
• Colors & Sizes: Available in a wide selection of colors and unisex sizing ranges. Please refer to the attached size table for exact measurements.
Product Features
• Garment Type: Classic Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
• Material: Crafted from durable 100% cotton fabric, providing a reliable, structured, and classic everyday weight.
• Fit: Traditional, spacious boxy fit with no side seams and taped shoulders for a comfortable, unrestrictive wear.
• Quality: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified graphic print designed for long-lasting, everyday wear.
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the graphic print. Do not bleach or dry-clean.
Size Table
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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