“On a Calorie Budget” Funny Diet & Foodie Unisex Graphic Tee | Gildan 5000

Price range: $26.99 through $28.99

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Description

We’ve all meticulously plugged our meals into a fitness app, calculated our macros, and felt completely confident about our discipline — until an unexpected treat appears out of the blue and completely bankrupts the entire daily budget.

The “On a calorie budget” graphic tee perfectly frames the daily crisis of macro tracking and dieting with a brilliant sense of humor. Featuring a hilarious minimalist doodle character staring down a transaction that reads like a regular checkout line (“Balance Today: -689 kcal” and an ice cream cone costing “475 kcal”), this funny food shirt targets the realistic pain of counting calories. It is a fantastic wardrobe choice for calorie counters, meal preppers, gym enthusiasts on a cheat day, macro trackers, or anyone currently living life in a caloric deficit. This clever weight loss humor shirt makes an excellent gift for a fitness buddy, a hilarious birthday surprise for a gym partner, or a comfortable lifestyle tee for your casual workout wear. Perfect for foodies, gym-goers, and anyone familiar with dieting and calorie counting, it makes a relatable, funny food shirt, diet humor gift, ice cream lover gift, or healthy eating joke tee.

 

Design & Variation Details

• Pattern: This product features a custom multi-panel doodle comic design illustrating a stick-figure character facing an ice cream cone transaction with text speech bubbles and modern typewriter typography printed on the front chest.

 

• Colors & Sizes: Available in a wide selection of colors and unisex sizing ranges. Please refer to the attached size table for exact measurements.

 

Product Features

• Garment Type: Classic Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

• Material: Crafted from durable 100% cotton fabric, providing a reliable, structured, and classic everyday weight.

• Fit: Traditional, spacious boxy fit with no side seams and taped shoulders for a comfortable, unrestrictive wear.

• Quality: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified graphic print designed for long-lasting, everyday wear.

 

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the graphic print. Do not bleach or dry-clean.

 

Size Table

  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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