“My House Only Gets Cleaned Every Time I Have Guests” Funny Home Cleaning Unisex Graphic Tee | Comfort Colors 1717

Description

Nothing motivates home cleaning quite like the terrifying realization that other people are about to see how you actually live.

The “My House Only Gets Cleaned Every Time I Have Guests” funny home cleaning shirt is for anyone whose housekeeping routine is suspiciously dependent on having company. Featuring playful home cleaning graphics with a spray bottle and window squeegee, this relatable cleaning humor tee celebrates the frantic transformation from “this is fine” to “why is there dust THERE?” the moment guests announce they’re coming over. Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 unisex graphic tee, it makes a fun cleaning gift, housewarming gift, funny cleaning shirt, homebody gift, or relatable adulting tee for homeowners, parents, reluctant cleaners, and anyone familiar with the ancient tradition of panic-cleaning before guests arrive.

 

Design & Variation Details

• Pattern: This product features a mixed-font typographic layout using clean sans-serif text paired with a bold script style accent for the word “only”, flanked by a graphic illustration of a hand holding a blue spray bottle and a hand holding a blue window squeegee tool printed across the front chest.

• Colors & Sizes: Available in a wide selection of colors and unisex sizing ranges. Please refer to the attached size table for exact measurements.

 

Product Features

• Garment Type: Premium Comfort Colors 1717 Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

• Material: Made from 100% ring-spun, thick, medium-weight cotton. Soft-washed and garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look and feel.

• Fit: Relaxed, loose fit with a classic crew neckline and double-needle stitching throughout for top-tier durability.

• Quality: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified graphic print designed for long-lasting, everyday wear.

 

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the graphic print. Do not bleach or dry-clean.

 

Size Table

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50